I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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