I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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