Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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