on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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