We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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