white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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