I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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