# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So here I am, sexting at work.
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