THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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