Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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