Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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