question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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