Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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