she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
