I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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