I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
