there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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