Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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