Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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