well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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