Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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