how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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