I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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