Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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