No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
you made out with another girl for some wings
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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