Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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