please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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