So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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