Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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