My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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