It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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