get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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