ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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