How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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