is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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