But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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