I look better un-naked...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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