four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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