my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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