whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I need a beard to bite.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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