Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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