I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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