How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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