The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
please come you make the beer taste better
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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