Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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