you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Floor bacon is actually really good
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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