She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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