Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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