the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's shark week go big or go home
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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