things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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