we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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