Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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